Unfit to be Tied

Graduation tonight at 7:00. I don't wear a tie very often - as little as possible - so I just leave a tie tied all the time, and when I need it I slip it over my head and tighten it up. When I take it off, I do the reverse and it's all set for the next time.

But last time out I had a little accident. Barbecue sauce and ties don't go together all that well, so I guess I'm going to need this. I sure hope the new tie stays tied as long as the last one did.